Thursday, January 19, 2012

I heart Dane Cook

Hell on Heels

After joining Twitter, I started following @danecook for some daily amusement.  Day 1, and he hasn't failed me.

"There is nothing more ferociously unstoppable than a reformed slut with intentions, know how & a pair of Louis Vuitton high heels."

Something to remember, ladies. If you have the look, brains and keep your legs closed, you can take on the world. Relatively speaking of course. Your 12 mile radius to home, 450 Facebook friends world.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

@2012 #Oppotunitesknockin

Well, shoot. I joined Twitter. Peer pressure and the ultimate need to be able to legitimately hash tag something got the best of me.







Check it @syd_christensen, and see all the shenanigans a single girl whos in love with everything contradictory can get herself into.









Welcome to 2012, Bitches.